Originally Posted On beatchuckie.blogspot.com September 11, 2018
Author: Wings
Fuck.
Tier 1
(+3) 1. Toe Goblin (1-0)
Anthony not only was the highest point scorer but also looks the most poised to continue a dominant run. He has good matchups for week two but faces a tough opponent vs. Team Slap Ass.
(-1) 2. Brown Town (0-1)
Chuck’s about to be pissed but ayy its gonna be funny af lol. A lot went wrong (missed FG, LeSean McCoy playing below an already low floor, a Zach Ertz snoozer) for Jonathan to only lose by two. He should still perform at a high level every week and gets an easy matchup vs me next week (trap game?)
(-1) 3. Smoke Screen (1-0)
Chuckie is still a power to be reckoned with, of course. Just think he’s still the weaker team. He lacks depth in exchange for having a top heavy starting lineup and only has 1 trade to go. Sheer luck and reputation is still on his side but he faces Joe who’s off to a stellar start as well.
(+1) 4. Team Slap Ass (1-0)
I did say you had the potential to be Tier 1, Gio backed it up with a solid performance. APand Chris Thompson both looked solid and should replace Fournette if he misses a game with a leg injury. Only ? is TE but at least healthy.
Tier 2
(+2) 5. Single Erik (0-1)
You def got screwed over being the #2 scorer playing the #1 scorer, but you already exceeded my preseason expectations and get one of the easier matchups vs your friend Roberto who still needs to come thru sometime. Kenny Stills should be decent in place of Doug Baldwin and Big Ben/Kelce should only be better next week.
(+4) 6. GANG GANG (1-0)
Another big surprise, Joe continues to make magic out of a ragtag group as he seems to do every season. The James Conner train looks like its gonna chug right along with Bell clubbing in Miami. I will say you still have a couple red flags with amari cooper and kareem hunt looking disappointing.
Tier 3
(-1) 7. SikDik 69ers (0-1)
You put up a decent score bolstered by a career game for Khalil Mack and Aaron Rodgers especially. But not even the magic of SNF was enough to stop the loss of Greg Olsen and a poor outing by Alex Collins and the Chargers D from giving you a loss. Erik is gonna be a tough beat and 0-2 seems likely.
(+1) 8. Hard Nipples (1-0)
Dammit I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t salty, but you won against the lowest scorer of the week by a margin of 8 points. I have to respect you and give you at least the rank above me. And with you playing Nauch you actually might start 2-0.
(-6) 9. 4A (0-1)
If I would have started no defense instead of the Saints I would have won. This is such a nightmarish start for me with awful performances from this team and Matt Stafford. My floor should go up next week but I worry about my ceiling and I am resigned to 0-2 playing Hurtado next week.
Tier 4
(-2) 10. Long Dick Style (0-1)
Damn, you lost out on the #1 waiver by a half point, which technically makes you weaker than my team heading into week 2. Starting Chris Hogan over Juju is the ultimate Shaqtin a Fool and outside of your rams and DT you may struggle to put up points in such a high-scoring league. Try not to lose to weege.