Originally Posted On beatchuckie.blogspot.com August 6, 2019
Author: Wings
FUCKCHUCK v3
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
TUESDAY, AUGUST 6TH; OAKLAND, CA – As you all know, today was the day Ezekiel Elliott needed to report to camp. It was announced today Mr. Elliott did not show up to camp and will not play until a deal is done, having burned a year of free agency to do so. As the fantasy owner governor of the team Mr. Elliot currently plays for, I would like to declare my full support for him during this holdout. Mr. Elliott earned keeper status as one of the key pieces for our championship run last year, and fully deserves to be the highest paid back in the league as such. Holdout or not, Mr. Elliott will remain unavailable for trades and we will continue our goal of a second consecutive championship until we are otherwise out of contention. Good luck.