Originally Posted On beatchuckie.blogspot.com November 15, 2018
Author: Wings
Tier 1- Joe No Mo’
(–) 1. Gang Gang (9-1) (8 week streak)
Fitz isn’t the only one that lost his magic. Just a week after he drops a 200 burger on my poor destroyed asshole, the prospect of an undefeated season has come to an end for Joe at the hands of Nauch of all people. It’s fair to say this was more of his team underperforming than Nauch suddenly vaulting to the ranks of Tier 1. Joe’s lack of WR depth showed this week with Thielen on bye, Kareem Hunt had a low performing game by his standards, and Ryan Fitzpatrick avoided the endzone like Chuck’s been avoiding having to see Roberto again. The result of your matchup only delays the inevitable, as you are a win away from locking up the 1 seed with 3 weeks left to play, and I hope to sweet baby Jesus that win comes vs your brother this week. At least you deprived him of the satisfaction of giving you the first L.
(+1) 2. Single Erik (6-4)
Erik is indeed back to his single ways, as he made his way to my house last week to watch football after a successful night scouting talent out in the OC (sources say he was pleased with workouts and considers her a 5 star recruit), showing that football takes priority over girls and showers. The fantasy gods have rewarded Erik after a rough middle of the season and he is now firmly back in the talk for championship contention, also dropping a 200 burger (his SECOND one). With a cake schedule down the stretch, locking up the two seed looks like the most probable outcome for Erik. Oh, and for a quick dynasty update, Erik is starting to look mortal but should lock up a playoff spot this week barring a disaster.
(-1) 3. Saquon My Chubb (Dick) (6-4)
Chuck continues to ever be a threat to not only the championship, but the fabric of democracy itself. After a series of scandals that I do not need to go over again, Chuckie is starting to look inconsistent again as he has gone 1-2 in the last 3 weeks, losing to teams he will likely play in the first round if he cannot grab the 2 seed. We saw Chuckie shake off a rusty start to the season, so I see this as him getting cold at the right time with playoffs looming. No matter what seed Chuckles ends up with, the shenanigans are FAR from over with Friendsgiving coming up this weekend… wear your beaters to his place, guys, it’s not worth it to stunt on him. Plus if Roberto shows up I don’t wanna get any blood on my yeezys.
(+1) 4. 6 Guys, 1 Car (5-5)
Gio got the ride of his life on the way to Wendy’s on Sunday… video coming soon, but lets just say I worked him better than Crystal or her way hotter friend ever could. It’s the least I could have done after he fucked me so so good with the David Johnson trade that, after constant protests, was pushed through by Emperor Chuckles post-deadline (totally trying to save face for Sneaker-gate…) Gio may have the reputation of terrible roster decisions hanging over his head throughout the season (and left two 30 point players on his bench), but after his performance last week with a traded roster, I think his team has finally clicked and has the potential to sneak into the championship game. At the very least, Gio is the most likely of the 5-5 teams to nab a top-4 seed going into the playoffs. Remember, after week 13, theres no second, third or tenth chances.
Tier 2- No God Please No not the 8th Seed anything but that
(-1) 5. Fat Mahomes (5-5)
Thank u for your service in giving Chuck the L, especially after you were left for dead until Ertz put on an absolute clinic Sunday night. Even with you leaving 50 points on your bench, the fantasy gods finally gave you a break after the 1-4 start. I wanna say that your team has regressed to the mean.. but I don’t think .500 is your mean. I see a 7-6 finish for Jonny, after losing to me he should be good to go to win 2 straight. I’d chalk that up as a success.
(+1) 6. 3RD SEED (6-4)
Well, technically you’re fourth seed in the standings from a playoff perspective, but I like the confidence. Yes, he’s won 2 straight, including the ending of Joe’s win streak, but I feel like Nauch was still the true loser of his week 10 matchup. Not only did he lose a key part of the offense in Cooper Kupp, but he also was the proud recipient of the No Bell prize in our league. All of a sudden, Nauch looks to be in danger of losing his chance at a deep playoff run that he had looked to have a week ago. If Nauch can avoid a loss vs Weege, there’s good odds he’ll still end up with a higher seed, but for now I can’t say things look good for you.
(-1) 7. Johnson N Johnson, Inc (5-5)
I should get around to renaming my team, but I have been busy traveling over the last couple weeks and am just getting back to digging myself out of the holes I’m in in all my leagues. I wrote off my matchup with Joe as a loss and I got my sweet revenge on Weege after week 1. I doubt I’ll be a champion this season, but hey, I’m at least gonna make playoffs, if I can avoid a first round exit, I’ll be happy.
(-1) 8. Injury Reserve v2 (4-7)
4 straight losses has to sting, especially when it comes at the results of not only injuries, but trades that seem to have come back to haunt him. Fournette is back and looks healthy, a least, so maybe e can get it together come playoff time to also avoid a first round exit. Ant is looking like the most likely to end up in the 8 seed, but he is very much still in control of your own destiny as he faces all 3 5-5 teams to close the season.
Tier 3- Beavis and Butthead
(–) 9. League Crystal (2-8)
If I had lost to you I would have been very very mad. But now that I have made things right and you have joined the sneaker game, we cool.
(–) 10. Forever Washed (2-8)
Roberto is heating up at just the right time, 2-1 over the last two weeks, he can still make playoffs if he can beat Joe, Erik and Chuck AND Ant goes 0-3.
