Originally Posted On beatchuckie.blogspot.com October 11, 2018
Author: Wings
Again, not much changes except in the middle of the pack. It’s becoming pretty clear who the contenders and punching bags of the season are and who has luck vs a bona fide team.
Tier 1
(–) 1. GANG GANG (5-0)
W5 Result: W vs Hurtado 192.7-148.1
Standing: 1st in Personality, 1st in PF (841.9)
Next Week’s Opponent: Gio (3-2)
My Thoughts: This dude won’t stop winning and is now 2 games clear of the rest of the league. It’s clear who the juggernaut is going to be this season. He’s also overtaken Erik as top scorer. Somebody needs to knock this guy soon before I have to give him his own tier.
(–) 2. Single Erik (3-2)
W5 Result: L vs Gio 121.7-150.9
Standing: 1st in A&T, 2nd in PF (825.3)
Next Week’s Opponent: Chuck (3-2)
My Thoughts: Damn, so you can indeed lose. You went from top scorer to worst scorer this week (albeit we losers all scored around the same range this week). I’m afraid this may be the end of Single Erik magic. Take a loss in fantasy and follow it up with a totally platonic Disneyland trip with a girl? If you weren’t hiding anything you would have met with Chuckie… somebody wanted to avoid having to introduce her when they haven’t had the “what are we” talk yet.
(+1) 3. Team Slap Ass (3-2)
W5 Result: W vs Erik 150.9-121.7
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 3rd in PF (776.6)
Next Week’s Opponent: Joe (5-0)
My Thoughts: Yes, you entered the top 3. Gio finna managed a game well and started a winning team. He may be finally getting himself out of an early season funk, especially after a statement win vs. Erik. You still can’t start the right QB on a given week, though, it just didn’t bite you in the ass this time. For once I’ll be rooting for your team to win since you play Joe next week.
Tier 2
(+2) 4. BDE (3-2)
W5 Result: W vs Wings 131.6-123
Standing: 3rd in A&T, 7th in PF (662.4)
Next Week’s Opponent: Hurtado (1-4)
My Thoughts: God fucking dammit. Nauch keeps winning these close games and is probably feeling confident that he’s managed to recover from a rough start to the season. The clock continues to tick on the return of Lev Bell and the only way Nauch is getting cold is if the Rams do.
(-1) 5. 3A (3-2)
W5 Result: L vs Nauch 131.6-123
Standing: 3rd in Personality, 6th in PF (704.5)
Next Week’s Opponent: BYE WEEK
My Thoughts: Ugh. I finally regress after some impressive Ws. These close matchups do not help my acid reflux out.
(-1) 6. Toe Goblin (3-2)
W5 Result: W vs Roberto 161.5-131.5
Standing: 2nd in A&T, 4th in PF (768.3)
Next Week’s Opponent: WiiG (1-4)
My Thoughts: As with Chuck last week, gotta give you a handicap for getting a win vs a winless team. Ant’s team is slowly creeping back up to the all injury team (all the Ds and Qs on your roster are making me crave some ice cream), but the thing is instead of drafting them this year you.. traded for them. Freeman, Ajayi, Fournette… pretty sure you’re about to trade Roberto for Dalvin.
Tier 3
(+1) 7. Smoke Screen (3-2)
W5 Result:W vs Weege 138-125.3
Standing: 4th in A&T, 8th in PF (638.1)Next Week’s Opponent: Possibly Cuffed Erik (3-2)My Thoughts: No you are not top 5. The Luck of the Chuck the Fuck continues to display itself with giving Weege the ultimate tilt after continuing to pound him in fantasy. Chuck’s team really is a smoke screen, its an enigma, but hey it has a winning record unlike the rest of these chumps below.
(-1) 8. Brown Town (1-4)
W5 Result: Lvs Joe 148.1-192.7
Standing: 4th in Personality, 5th in PF (725)
Next Week’s Opponent: Nauch (3-2)
My Thoughts: Damn son, you really pissed off the fantasy gods this season. In the words of Jason Moore, you need to manufacture wins NOW (at least you have 1 more win than he does at the moment). You pulled off some trades that you ended up getting the better end of and this roster rework is hopefully what it takes for you to play your worth (and avoid having to play a top seed in the playoffs).
Tier 4
(–) 9. League Sex Doll (1-4)
W5 Result: L vs. Chuck 125.3-138
Standing: 5th in A&T, 9th in PF (602)
Next Week’s Opponent: Does it matter lol
My Thoughts: Nothing pisses you off more than Chuckie winning in fantasy so I can understand why you had to take a leave of absence from the league and avoid committing a felony. Weege’s team is trending upwards though and its still way too early to count him out of the bullshit playoff hunt.
(–) 10. SD69ers (0-5)
W5 Result: L vs. Ant 131.5-161.5
Standing: 5th in Personality, 10th in PF (583.1)
Next Week’s Opponent: MEEEEE (3-2)
My Thoughts: You know there was a moment that I thought Roberto was gonna upset Ant last week, until he pulled away to give you a spanking. This almost upset has reinvigorated Roberto, though, as he opened his ESPN app for the first time in 3 weeks and has pulled off a trade and some waiver adds to jettison the garbage off of his roster. Idk whether to be scared or relieved that I play him this week. Pray for me fellas.