Originally Posted On beatchuckie.blogspot.com August 17, 2018
Author: Wings
1. Long Dick Style (Nauch)
Best Picks: Todd Gurley 1.1, Brandin Cooks 4.10
Worst Picks: Devin Funchess 7.1, David NiGoku 11.1
Strengths: Todd Gurley, WR Depth Solid, lots of RBs stockpiled
Weaknesses: Bad TE Situation
Grade: B+
2. Chuck Loves Dick (Hurtado)
Best Picks: Leveon Bell 1.2, Deandre Hopkins 2.9, Mark Ingram 8.9, Latavius Murray 14.9
Worst Picks: LeSean McCoy 3.2, Michael Crabtree 6.9, Tyler Eifert 14.9
Strengths: Deshaun/DeAndre DeDuo, Mark Ingram to back up McCoy
Weaknesses: WR2/FLEX Options
Grade: A
3. GOODELL BOT NEIN (Chuck)
Best Picks: Gronk 2.8, Jerrick McKinnon 3.3, JuJu Smith 5.3
Worst Picks: Andrew Luck 11.3, Dez 12.8
Strengths: Solid RB Duo
Weaknesses: Very Suspect Picks in the back half of the draft, very risk/reward based
Grade: B-
4. Allen, Allen, Allen and Adams (Wings)
Best Picks: Zeke 1.4, Davante Adams 3.4, Robby Anderson 8.7,
Worst Picks: Allen Robinson 4.7
Strengths: Very Nice Bench, Stud WR1 and RB1
Weaknesses: No TE depth, QB depth, Streaming DEF
Grade: A-
5. Hard Nipples (Weege)
Best Picks: Jordan Howard 3.5, Jimmy Graham 7.5, Chris Carson 9.5
Worst Picks: Alshon Jeffery 6.6
Strengths: QB Depth
Weaknesses: Suspect at RB
Grade: C+
6. Toe Goblin (Anthony)
Best Picks: David Johnson 1.6, Joe Mixon 3.6, Emmanuel Sanders 6.5
Worst Picks: Jack Doyle 9.6
Strengths: Great Starters at the core positions
Weaknesses: TE, Bench Depth is less than Stellar
Grade: B
7. Single Erik
Best Picks: Travis Kelce 3.7, Doug Baldwin 5.7, Golden Tate 6.4, Marquise Goodwin 8.4
Worst Picks: Cameron Brate 9.7
Strengths: Value Picks
Weaknesses: Depending on RBs to exceed expectations, no real stud outside of Kelce
Grade: B-
8. SIK DIK 69ers (Roberto)
Best Picks: Dalvin Cook 2.3, AJ Green 3.8, Mike Evans 4.3, Sterling Shepard 12.3
Worst Picks: Aaron Rodgers 1.8, Cam Newton 7.8
Strengths: Pretty Solid for an Autodraft
Weaknesses: Aaron Rodgers round 1 is such a troll move LOL
Grade: B
9. Team Slap Ass (Gio)
Best Picks: Melvin Gordon 1.9, Leonard Fournette 2.2, Colin Kaepernick 16.2
Worst Picks: Kenyan Drake 4.2, Kirk Cousins 8.2
Strengths: Stud Duo of RBs
Weaknesses: Too many good QBs, Pretty Bad Bench Depth
Grade: B-
10. Tom Brady’s Dick (Joe)
Best Picks: OBJ 2.1, Adam Thielen 3.10
Worst Picks: Derrick Henry 4.1
Strengths: Stud Pass Catchers and Pass Thrower
Weaknesses: Lots of ???? at RB, lack of WR Depth
Grade: C+